Lizzie
@lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
"take a shot every time she directs the conversation to that chinese mobile game" -@neofoxconn
@fiore @ellie no account but its hard to click to make one bc the button keeps getting covered up by an endless stream of 401 errors 😭
im like john green and tuberculosis but for something way less important
posted a screencap to discord
@ellie @rose haha yeah it definitely didnt look as a standalone post on my tl leading to me replying for myself
@ellie nono. im anglican im even more supposed to hate on protestants. being one only makes it better
oops. serious posting on the test instance. bedseriousers.club
i feel like (irl bestie) processes sexual matters in an entirely different manner
@fiore funny enough amy has taken a train to get here before but it was rough and also literally nobody i have talked to otherwise knows that route exists
(flirting) im a war profiteer btw
@ellie im starting bedwetting protestantism. we are bedwetters by faith (how much we piss on our beds) and not by works (the current wetness of our beds)
@fiore @h ‘web’ is a hellish demonic technology anyway i should post locally on my computer for myself
i would never ❌❌ be a midwife bc i am a GOATwife 😇🪽
ive gotta stress test this harder
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