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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
"take a shot every time she directs the conversation to that chinese mobile game" -@neofoxconn
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
@winter and yet a woman was nice to me once
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
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@chjara good question
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
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@OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat that was SO fast
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
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chat should i become a nun
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
people will really call themselves satanists and not embody the mode by which we prosecute ourselves smh
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
also he had a can of spotted dick among his most prominent decorations and it was 100% bc it says dick and not bc he particularly enjoyed it
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
remembering my middle school science teacher. he was a short grumpy british man with like 12 sets of letters after his name from his many degrees (doctorate among them of course) etc. he started every year by giving a presentation about how he lives in a dumpster and his favorite character is plank from ed, edd, and eddy.

one year during parent teacher conferences, he was visibly agitated and my mom said “you dont want to be here do you” and he pointed to his watch and said “spongebob is on right now”
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
cropped porn (But funny) @ellie LMAO
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
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wait wtf what do you mean i wasnt following ellie back 😭
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
lightchud
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
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@ellie this is a first. moving up in the world
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
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@ellie six feet tall
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
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nightingale would agree with this 🙄🙄
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
i am regularly told that i dont have tall person vibes online. i also seem to not have tall person vibes irl bc people keep being surprised about how tall i am when they see me or when i stand up
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
its very nice i might become a kde user generally now
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
im back on fedora lol but kde now

fedora has really cleaned up kde on there
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
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@forcefemjdwon “you and only you” is sweet. “monogamy is success” makes me want to join some ill-advised fedi polycule out of spite
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
if violence is bad then why is it hot when women do it?
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
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@forcefemjdwon thats not even a facade of criticism its literally just saying “monogamy is good”
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
10mo
me: “violent woman 🤤🤤
i mean what”
irl: “sounds about right”

got my ass ig