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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
"take a shot every time she directs the conversation to that chinese mobile game" -@neofoxconn
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@coolbean @fiore yeahh. kirk had actual power in a way crowder doesn’t
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@azalea it comes close but its also just true
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
“[state/state institution] are the real terrorists” is better than the way states use the term and its still stupid and i hate it.
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
i hate the word terrorist it doesnt MEAN ANYTHING its just a way to defer something to someone’s bootlicking instincts
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@usernameswift @TransTina it should be an unsurprising fact about anyone imo
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6mo
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@rose @fiore and she seems to like the taste of human blood
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@rose @fiore she set the wifi router admin password at a very secure government facility to “12345”
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@fiore i still have no idea wtf the writers were on when they had her boss saying she deliberately puts chief in situations that make her miserable bc chief is “adorable when she’s being tortured”
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@fiore its fine the worst case scenario is she gets horny
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@fiore -chief when julien wants to edit a photo of her to add muscles
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
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@fiore also she is kinda out of shape and constantly gets bullied for being weak
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@fiore she is yeah
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@fiore shes an insane immortal lesbian thats it.

i mean i dont know that her vagina isnt full of teeth but its unlikely

she wouldnt skate. she is a functionally middle aged bureaucrat who is sad her daughter moved out and almost exclusively wears gray
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@fiore ngl i read the first sentence and immediately thought of chief but the similarities end there
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
i think there is an answer to this and it us drugs
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
i wish i could be creative without being sleep deprived
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat ik yoire old let me play stupid games with definitions and numbers :(
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@risperdoll pierce! tear apart, and sink into the sea
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Lizzie @lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
6mo
@OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat
rat age = old but not human so human age = 0 and you are therefore the youngest person ever by default