Lizzie
@lz@shrimptest.bedwetting.club
"take a shot every time she directs the conversation to that chinese mobile game" -@neofoxconn
you ever get so horny that your fingers hurt and your neck gets sensitive? yeah me neither i mean how would that even work?
@coolbean tbh id be surprised if they didn’t already know on some level
fortunately this wont happen bc heaven is chinese
when you go to heaven and it isnt chinese: “no its fine i was just expecting it to be chinese”
@azureazure anyone else hate when movers put unnecessary make sex in their scenies
anyone else hate when makers put necessary sex scenes in their movie?
guy who hates papa johns for being too woke
@fujoshi @risperdoll im tall but neither of the others. we just need to figure out how to trade heights
thinking about chief i want to talk about chief hmmmmm
my stomach is rebelling against that lady oreo i ate ughhhh
chat is my mom trying to egg on my dysphoria